Occasionally all of us feel a bit… um... 'impish'. We are seized with an urgent and inexplicable desire to annoy… everyone. Actually, for some of us… read ‘me’… this yearning hardly ever goes away. So in order to help out all my fellow freaks, who would also like to annoy that oh so innocent man standing next to you… here is a list of things you can try when getting bored in an elevator...
15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
14. Bring your desk into the lift, and ask people who get on if they have an appointment.
13. Leave your bag in a corner… and when a new person gets on; ask if they can hear something ticking…
12. Say… “What does this one do?” and push the emergency stop.
11. Run in at the last moment before the doors close and pant theatrically…
10. Ask everyone inside which floor they are headed to… and say you are going there too each time…
9. When the elevator stops, pretend to try to pull the doors apart by hand. And pretend to be embarrassed when they open on their own.
8. Switch off the light inside the lift by “accident”, and scream.
7. Ask someone which floor it is every time the elevator stops.
6. Stand in a corner facing the wall… and ignore everyone else, humming a song.
5. Randomly shout, “Shut up!” Then bang your head against the wall, to make the demons go away.
4. Say “Ding”, at each floor…
3. Tap someone on the shoulder then whistle and pretend it wasn’t you… works best if there is only one other person inside...
2. Calm everyone when the doors close by saying… “Don’t worry guys, they’ll open again. Take deep breaths.”
1. Before you get off, quickly push all the buttons on the panel and make a run for it…
Do let me know how they work out if you decide to try them... :D
ReplyDeletetried some of them on the hostel lift in the first year! pretty good ones!
ReplyDeleteThanx :D
ReplyDeleteChoose what setting you want the next list to be for?
Mr. Bean dos all dis....bt none da less...its funny....
ReplyDeleteDamn, I miss watching that... :D
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